Texas-Shaped Things

Other states don't do this.

upthawolfs:

THIS WAS IT THIS WAS THE POST look at this and tell me you don’t see a woman with nipples on her butt, i hate the way this shot is framed her head in the shirt looks like boobs and it fucked me the fuck up

are you sure that it’s not just photoshopped?  idk this is fucking up my brain

upthawolfs:

THIS WAS IT THIS WAS THE POST look at this and tell me you don’t see a woman with nipples on her butt, i hate the way this shot is framed her head in the shirt looks like boobs and it fucked me the fuck up

are you sure that it’s not just photoshopped?  idk this is fucking up my brain

(Source: hellowhales)

best-of-funny:

thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.

you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.
image like what even image look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. image are you smarter than a fifth grader? image no I’m fucking not.
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We had a child prodigy in our AP bio class, Rumi. He was 11, off to UW pre-med the next year. We wanted him to feel comfortable and that he’s our peer, equal, and classmate. He was such a cool guy tho! Really funny. Everyone scrambled to be his lab partner :) I wonder if he’s a doctor or a researcher or something already??

(Source: beneath-the-constellations, via infiniteperception)

giraffesinparis:

mr-alec-winchester:

pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Texas (23 Pics)

As a texan, I can assure you this is one hundred percent real. 

Oh Texas, we love you. 

(via provokiev)

come on now Patrick, even I don’t believe that…

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via climbingthehill)

catwornan:

in the south

  • we only refer to people as y’all. that group of people over there? y’all. our mamas? y’all. you? y’all.
  • everyone chews tobacco
  • we have wells where we can draw up sweet tea from the ground
  • nobody pursues education past the age of 12
  • we all know how to run a farm
  • we cry about the civil war at least once a day, twice on sundays 
  • only country music plays. ever 
  • y’all

not texas-shaped but still relevant and as far as i know, completely true

(Source: shinymegampharos, via straussballs)

How could I forget? The whole US is now Texas-shaped—even mini-Texas! Thanks, Time! View high resolution

How could I forget? The whole US is now Texas-shaped—even mini-Texas! Thanks, Time!

exiledintejas:

Ranch roads - they’re a Texas thing.
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exiledintejas:

Ranch roads - they’re a Texas thing.

(via fuckyeahtx)

nosarahously:

honey caramel peach pie. you should come visit more often, internet.
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nosarahously:

honey caramel peach pie. you should come visit more often, internet.

(Source: nosarahouslygoaway, via fuckyeahtx)